Jack Gleeson - Good Guy vs Evil Guy
Khan’s so done with Kirk’s shit.
”Shut up, Kirk! You lower the IQ of the whole Enterprise”
An actual Australian news show.
You know my methods, John. I am known to be indestructible.
YOU’RE IN DENIAL JOHN
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, 「Can you all see me now?」
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Alright, I grinned a little bit.
Completing each other’s sentences… even from a distance.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?